Someone asks you what you want to do for a living and you tell them- I think im gonna start out as a marskman and work my way up to commando with a little bit of slicing on the side.
 
 i cant think of anymore right now, but when they happen to me ill post em up, and god knows u guys have some good ones too
  
 
  
  
    ...when your boyfriend asks you where the **** the car is, and you answer:
 
 "oh, haven't you heard? The vehicles are postponed until after release!"
  
 
  
  
    :p Hahaha these are funny, I can't think of any now thought, I'll post a few tommorow.
  
 
  
  
    when someone asks where you live and you say
 "Oh in Coronet."
  
 
  
  
    Some one asks what you do for a living and you reply, "I'm a Bounty Hunter"
  
 
  
  
    You constantly find yourself putting down people who want to do their best, and telling them " You're not gonna be a Jedi, get over it."
  
 
  
  
    When you seriously think about packing down your house and put it up in a nicer spot.
  
 
  
  
    When a person asks you: dont you have a car?
 
 Car? pfff... a creature handler only needs his trusty Dewback to ride :p
  
 
  
  
    When you say something complemantry about someones car: "Hey, nice speeder."
 
 AH, COME ON!!! I'm a Mod, I command you to laugh!!!
  
 
  
  
    hahahahahaha oh!! Jan!!:D
  
 
  
  
    HAhahahahaha! Please, Jan, spare me! I'm laughing so hard, my ribs'll be broken if I continue! :p