If you poke Jan Gaarni his eyes fall out. Betcha didn't know that, did you?
And if you pull a prank on Jan Gaarni, he'll bite back. Betcha didn't know that either. :D
hahaha...I'm still gonna destroy you =)
Interesting theory.
Does it matter where you poke him? Does it make a difference if you poke him with a sharp stick or a blunt object?
<produces a pen and notebook> Does it have to be a poke, or will a nudge do it? Is it better to poke him IN the eye or will any random poking spot do?
No no no...It's more like a sharp prod with your index finger right below his rib cage.