Are you sure you didn't mean to post that in the 'Way of the Jedi' thread...?

Maybe Weedsmoker's right, after all. Oh wait. This isn't a joint--it's bacon. How could I have been so mistaken?

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While we're on the topic of songs.

I know the sound of each rock and stone,
And I embrace what others fear.
You are not to roam in this forgotten place,
Just the likes of me are welcome here.

Everything breaths, and I know each breath.
For me it means life, for others it's death.
It's perfectly balanced, perfectly planned,
That's more than enough for this man.

(chorus)
Like every tree,
Stands on its own,
Reaching for the sky, I stand alone.
I share my world,
With no one else,
All by myself, I stand alone.
(/chorus)

I've seen your world,
With these very eyes.
Don't come any closer,
Don't even try.
I've felt all the pain, and heard all the lies,
But in my world there's no compromise.

(repeat chorus)


<small> from "Quest for Camelot"</small>

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

[This message has been edited by BeastMaster (edited May 05, 2000).]

Interesting.

I would hazard the opportunity to cross-correlate my own cerebral functions with those of, say, a marmot, except I'm stuck in traffic because my vehicle's rubber framework suspension system has lost its pristine rotundancy. Stupid nail.

Excuse me?!? I did not send for elves! Just pack them all back up and cart them out of here--and take the tiny little cobbler's tools with you! I stepped on a tack-hammer last time...

If I place two mirrors facing each other, can I see God? Oh, wait...my head gets in the way. Darn. No square-dancing tonight. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/frown.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

You can't see me with mirrors because both you and the mirrors are an illusion to begin with.

Return to square one. Reboot search program.

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"Because I said so."

Okay, God, I have restarted my search for final truth with your new assumptive parameters entered in my reality file. Now that I recognize the illusory nature of both myself and the mirror, though, I find myself beating my head against the glass as I try to enter it.

Now I know how a parakeet feels.

<font color=blue>"...This reminds me of a city I visited on the far side of a mountain range in Asia. All of the buildings were underground; the townspeople were three feet tall, blue, and smelled badly. They had no trade that I could see, producing all their food and goods in enormous hidden caverns. They seemed nervous."</font>

If the Hare Krishnas come looking for me, tell them I already have some flowers, plenty of literature, and I have no reason to visit airports in the first place because I can fly.

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<font color=green><h1>timm-ah!!</h1> <h2>timm-ah!!</h2> <h3>timm-ah!!</h3></font>

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Kylilin, Jedi Master, and overall silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/kylilin.jpg)

Oh no! It sounds like Kylilin is trapped in a wormhole and suffering the effects of temporal spaghettification!

Tractor beam offline! Can't get a transporter lock! All I can do is beam a rope and a stopwatch to his coordinates.

I only hope he knows how to use them...

Don't be alarmed Zoom I know how to swim

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Kylilin, Jedi Master, and overall silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/kylilin.jpg)

Fly...swim...it's all a matter of the density and contitution of the medium anyway. I suppose you could swim through subspace, provided your body was generating the appropriate warpfield. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)

Announcement: the management of Radio Free Saturn will no longer be offering complimentary broadswords to the first five hundred ticketholders at the World Cup soccer championships. Seems the pansies in charge of the stadium can't find an insurance firm to underwrite such an event. See how a few nuts spoils things for all of us?

In today's news, the United States formally apologized to Cuba for its Bay of Pigs invasion, the Russian government offered war reparations to Afghan refugees and China has begun withdrawing its troops and population from Tibet. The news media, in disgust for today's silly outbreak of world peace, have chosen to mislead the public with the false information you can see on CNN right now. When telephoned for comment, the White House press seceretary said, 'I don't give quotes to rabbits!' and hung up the phone in a rude fashion.

In other news, scientists studying recent background radiation data on the shape of the universe have come to an astounding conclusion. The universe is neither flat nor curved, but rather cone shaped. A strawberry ice cream cone, in fact...the good news is that since the ambient temerature in space is just a couple of degrees above absolute zero, the current lifetime of the universe is now estimated to be forever. Cosmologists and ice cream lovers everywhere are rejoicing.

I only have to watch football on teevee to discover what happened to the ancient neanderthal poulation.

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Hehe, God is only an Apprentice!

Sorry, I just found that funny.

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

He's not even a Knight, much less a member of the Council. Hehe. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif)
Just a thought,
Hile Tr0y

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"There Is Nothing Left To Lose"

...Kylilin is an illusion...Pink Monkey is one, too...Beastmaster and Hile Troy, you guys are both clearly illusions...

This BBS is an illusion...JediKnight.Net is an illusion. The Internet--aw, you get the idea.

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"Because I said so."

yeah you know i'm gettin' silly, got a Grandma Hazel and a Grandma Tilly.

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Kylilin, Jedi Master, and overall silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/kylilin.jpg)

...Word! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif)

Um...bird!

Wait--is it my turn?

*!* Pink Monkey likes birds!

now there's some sad things known to man, but ain't too much sadder than the tears of a clown

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Kylilin, Jedi Master, and overall silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/talkril.gif)

blood in the streets in the town of New Haven
blood stains the roots and the palm trees of venice
bloody my love in the terrible summer
bloody red sun of fantastic L.A.

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Kylilin, Jedi Master, and overall silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/talkril.gif)

Smokey Robinson and Jim Morrison, respectively. 'Tears of a Clown' and 'Peace Frog,' I believe...that second one was pretty obscure! Fortunately, I spent many idle afternoons with my uncle's record collection.

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We passed upon the stair, we spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there, he said I was his friend
Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone, a long long time ago


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Kylilin, Jedi Master, and overall silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/talkril.gif)

Got me that time! Creedence? Meat Puppets?

My turn. Hmm. Okay:

'I listened and I heard music in a word, words when you played your guitar. The noise that I was hearing was a million people cheering, and a child flew past me riding in a star...'

http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif) Hah!

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

hehehe....I like this game, we could make a whole new post with this one....

the lyrics in my prior post was from David Bowie's "The man who sold the world", later to be covered by Nirvana, who did a damn good version of the song....to bad that guy had to blow his brains out, I liked him

as for your lyrics Zoomie, I haven't got a clue, but I will guess its Springsteen or Mellancamp.

Oh, and don't worry, I got a bunch more lyrics where that came from.

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Kylilin, Jedi Master, and overall silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/talkril.gif)

music is a world within itself
there's a language we all understand
with an equal opportunity
for all to sing and clap their hands



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Kylilin, Jedi Master, and overall silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/talkril.gif)

New post? Whatever for, man?

Need I remind you that Radio Free Saturn is a pirate radio station? No one said you couldn't bring records...

I don't know why, but your last song sounded like Rush. Close? It's probably Mel Tillis or Alice Cooper or something like that. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif)

Mine was The Who, by the way...'Pure and Easy' from Odds and Sods. Pete Townshend is another one of us headcases...

So what am I listening to in the rabbit hole right now? A listen in Zoom's world as it were:

Yama kubera digapala jahan te
kavi kovida kahi sakai kahan te.
Tuma upakara sugrivahi kinha
rama milaya raja pada dinha.

Tumharo mantra vibhisana mana
lankesvara bhaye saba jaga jana.
Yuga sahastra yojana para bhanu
lilyo tahi madhura phala janu.

Nail that one, sucka! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)


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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

ummm.....is that the new Aerosmith???? probably not. Sounds like something Indian, maybe a series of Yogic chants??? probably not.

my last post was from Stevie Wonder's "Sir Duke", its a great song.

"Waiting on a Sunday afternoon
for what I read between the lines,
your lies.
feelin' like a hand in rusted shame
so do you laugh or does it cry?
reply?
Leavin' on a southern train
only yesterday you lied,
promises of what I seemed to be
only watched the time go by,
all of these things you said to me."

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Kylilin, Jedi Master, and overall silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/talkril.gif)

[This message has been edited by Kylilin (edited May 11, 2000).]

*!?!?!*

How does he do that...? Those were a couple of verses from the 'Shri Hanuman Calisa' on Krishna Das' CD Live From Earth...and yes, it is yogic chant music. I'm getting way too predictable, methinks. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif)

Hmm. My best guess on yours is Michael Jackson. That or Led Zeppelin. I just hope the poor guy makes it out on that train before the evil b***h comes back to inflict more pain.

So I was fourteen, she was twelve.
Father traveled--hers as well.
Down the beaches hand in hand...
twelfth of never on the sand.
And we said: we'd be the prate twins again.

Hmmm...

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

[This message has been edited by Zoom Rabbit (edited May 11, 2000).]

lol, I think the guy makes it to the train, so don't worry, those were verses from Stone Temple Pilots "Interstate Love Song"


You got me stumped with the lyrics in your last post...hmmmm...Sting?....maybe, I don't know. But here's a stumper for you:


Goin on and on to the rhythmic variation
Wakin in the morning I still represent the nation
When I speak of nation please don't make the deviation
Rebels of the party who create the jump sensation
Mind is a pit of different information
Microphone is on so of course communication
Bogle at the party then you got the bogle-ation
Decaptatin foes yo as if my name was Jason
Makin all the fellas at the party lose composure
Hook up the beat with the mic and it's over
A Tribe Called Quest we on the run for whatever
Trials and tribulations that we have to endeavor
Brothers know my steelo it's a letter to the better
If you see a shorty that you like, then you sweat her
Silly with the microphone, in other words I'm loco
Six foot zero with my height, complexion cocoa
Representin on the mic it seems to be my daily
I can do a split and turn around like Alvin Ailey
But when it comes to days like this I got lyrics to go




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Kylilin, Jedi Master, and overall silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/talkril.gif)

bust my ass in school to be a certified fool
now intellect of curb is my only tool
but street game is so uncooth
I took the S.A.T. and thats the Sad Ass Truth
I'm not glidin' but I'm striving, hangin on by a thread and its called survivin
hang on, hang on, hang on y'all
walk the street and keep your head so tall
for time is short, no time is bought
YOU'RE ONLY IN THE WRONG IF YOU GET CAUGHT
so kick in doors, bang on walls, shout in halls, but get yours


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Kylilin, Jedi Master, and overall silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/talkril.gif)

Run DMC?

Whoops! Hit the wrong button. Oh, well. I'll just leave it and make a second post. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)

Maybe Tupac? Or Short Dog (I know a guy who went to school with him, BTW)? My familiarity with the genre is fairly limited, being a fan of 'hippy-type' music...although I like Cypress Hill, and Easy-E cracks me up. My last bit was Thomas Dolby, believe it or not...a song called 'Eastern Bloc.'

I haul the burden for the high and mighty,
but I'm the top hat Devil's son.
I got the luck of the drunk, try an' nail me.
I'm the bullseye--aim your gun!
Yesterday they shook your hand, boy;
now they're gonna stab your back.
I can hear their sickening laughter
sneaking like a Siamese cat.

Clue: it ain't rock-and-roll, ain't country, and it ain't rap. But it came out in '97.

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

ok, the rap lyrics weren't fair since you don't know that much about rap. I was born and raised in NYC so I have that unfair advantage, I won' give any more rap lyrics from now on.
My first post was A Tribe Called Quest, my second was Black Sheep.


and if you hold on tight to what you think is your thing
you may find you missing all the rest
well she run up into the light surprised
her arms are open, her mind's eye
seeing things from a better side than most can dream
on a clearer road i feel
oh you could say she's safe
whatever tears at her
whatever holds her down
and if nothing can be done
she'll make the best of what's around












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Kylilin, Jedi Master, and overall silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/talkril.gif)

Sorry, but the correct answer was: Cherry Poppin' Daddies. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)

I have no clue about your selection. Since the spirit of zaniness is coming back to me, I will instead get on with a call-in listener. Tonight we have that evolved hominid Pink Monkey on the line. Hello, sir?

Hello, Zoom Rabbit. *Wink* I'm sorry to bother you in the middle of a show--

That's okay. You had a question?

Well, I just wanted to know...um, well...why do human beings have eyebrows?

That's a perfectly ridiculous question, Pink Monkey! Everyone knows the answer to that...

Well. Anyway, now that that's over, I'll post my entry for this evening's lyrics challenge. Remember, this contest is open to everyone, and the prize is a date with Hillary Rodham Clinton.

*!*

<font color=orange>And how many words have I got to say?
And how many times will it be this way?
With your arms around the future.
And your back up against the past.
You're already falling, it's calling you
On to face the music.
And the song that is coming through...
You're already falling.
The one that it's calling is you.</font>

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my last selection was Dave Matthews "the Best of What's Around"

yours, I have no clue


but here is one that'll bake your noodle:


and if i ever lose my hands
lose my plow lose, lose my land
oh if i ever lose my hands
oh if....i won't have to work no more

and if i ever lose my eyes
if my colors all run dry
yes if i ever lose my eyes
oh if....i won't have to cry no more


did it take long to find me?
i ask the faithful light
did it take long to find me?
and are you gonna stay the night?

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Kylilin, Jedi Master, and overall silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/talkril.gif)

Wow! I think I got one! Cat Stevens, right? I'm just not sure of the song. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)

Mine was 'The Voice' by The Moody Blues. More hippy music, I'm afraid.

This is an interesting game. I'm not sure why nobody else seems to be playing, but at least I'm enjoying it. <font size=1>When I get one, that is...</font> http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif)

My next entry in the musical identification portion of the program will be, say:

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
And I started up a fight

But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rollin' down the stairs
Too drunk to ****

Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To ****!

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out cop tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun...

You get the idea. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

[This message has been edited by Zoom Rabbit (edited May 15, 2000).]

Chalk one up for Zoom Rabbit, you got it, Cat Stevens.
I think yours could be the Ramones? maybe the Violent Femmes?

my daily selection:

I am a man, cut from the know
rarely do friends, come and then go
she was a girl, soft but estranged
we were the two, our lives rearranged

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Kylilin, Jedi Master, and overall silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/talkril.gif)

[This message has been edited by Kylilin (edited May 16, 2000).]

Umm...Glen Miller! No, wait...he was big band. I dunno. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif)

Mine was the Dead Kennedys...a nice little song called 'Too Drunk to ****'--one of my personal favorites.

Before I play this evening's musical selection, I must channel the dead spirit of Thomas Edison. <font color=red>"...Get away from that window! Do you have any idea how many sex-crazed goat farmers there are, drunkenly staggering around in broad daylight and JUST LOOKING for innocent young children that they can take home, dress up in costumes and force to act out their sick little Rogers and Hammerstein musicals in front of their stinking colleagues?!?"</font>

I guess things have gotten a little strange for Tom in the afterlife. I don't explain them--I just report them when they happen...

Ahem. What is the color of nothing? http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif?)

MUSIC:

And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love
You make...

Hint: It's one of the shortest songs I know of. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)

hmmm....wait...hmmm...Its so familiar, I swear, its on the tip of my tongue. I don't know.

my last one was the Red Hot Chili Peppers "Breaking the Girl

<font color=red>Tonight's Selection</font>

nothin on top
but a bucket and a mop
and an illustrated book about birds
i've seen a lot up there but don't be scared
who needs actions when you got words


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Kylilin, Jedi Master

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/Krillinblast.gif)

[This message has been edited by Kylilin (edited May 17, 2000).]

Phil Collins? Julio Iglesias?

Mine was 'The End,' the last song (duh!) on the Beatles' Abbey Road. Those lyrics were the whole song, BTW.

<font color=green>"...Standard analysis of the planet's surface show what appear to be enormous statues of three-headed sabre-toothed cat warriors armed with broadswords standing in the desert. The science officer suggests we not land on this one."</font>

If more kids were entrusted with knives and matches, they would be in better condition to survive when they wander off in the mountains and get lost.

<font color=orange>"...Maggot! Git yer scrawny ass back in formation and form with a sense of discipline before I smack you up like a LITTLE PINK DOG! Haw! Haw! Haw! *Snort!* May the gods of military unreasoning cruelty smite thy tender young visage with immediate misery! He's still down--who's next?"</font>

Ah, youth. Tonight's song is thus:

Hey--man, you talkin' back to me?
Take him out! You gotta keep 'em separated
Hey--man, you disrespectin' me?
Take him out! You gotta keep 'em separated
Hey, they don't pay no mind
If you're under eighteen you won't be doing any time
Hey, come out and play

Hey, Kylilin...didja get that suit off Colonel Sanders or Mr. Rourke? http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

1)The Offspring

2)I made the suit myself, it took me hours, Colnel Sanders was the inspiration though, boy does he make good chicken

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Kylilin, Jedi Master

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/Krillinblast.gif)

oh and btw, that last one was Nirvana

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Kylilin, Jedi Master

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/Krillinblast.gif)

Yuppers. Offspring, 'twas!

Zen knock-knock riddle:

"Knock-knock!"
"Who's there?"
"You are."
(Eternal silence.)

Pink Monkey is onto you rat bastards!

Why do we have sidewalks? They just hurt your feet. I've figured out that sidewalks and roads in general are evidence of the Great Conspiracy.

Didn't think I'd notice, didja? Well, I did.

The only reason why we have sidewalks and roads going everywhere is to keep the cement and concrete industry in business. They built all the buildings they needed, but just kept on going. Now we have these huge flowing rivers of concrete spilling out into the countryside, threatening to cover up all the grass.

I mean, I'd rather walk on grass. Wouldn't you rather walk on grass, too?

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"Eep! Eep! Eep!"

Pink Monkey, shut the hell up. You have no idea what you're talking about. Those are interstate highways meant to facilitate the movement of large motor vehicles, not overflowing concrete trying to cover up all the grass! You've completely misinterpreted the situation.

If you can't handle living in the twenty-first century, you should go back and hang out with the trees.

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

Oh, that's different.

Can I have that banana now?

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"Eep! Eep! Eep!"

Today's musical selection

From first to last
The peak is never passed
Something always fires that light
That gets in your eyes
One moment's high
And glory rolls on by
Like a streak of lightning
That flashes and fades in the summer sky...

(Our prize for this evening's contest is Jimmy Hoffa's class ring.) http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)


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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."