Granted, but it doesn't come true.
I wish TriggerGod's wish had come true.
Granted, but it was a horrible wish. :p
I wish that there were Gizkas in TSL.
Granted, but it was a horrible wish. :p
I wish that there were Gizkas in TSL.
Granted,but spammers ruin it after 2 minutes.
I wish I had broken legs!
Granted, but to keep the universe in balance I have no choice but to break your arms too, sorry.
I wish I could play guitar better.
Granted, but the strings are snapped.
I wish I was the King
Granted, but your subjects rebel and behead you. :p
I wish I could wish for something cool...
Granted, you get crushed by a block of nice.
I wish that chlorophyll was purple.
Granted, wow look at the purple mountain... :rolleyes:
I wish I could Hacky sack better...
Granted, but there are people who can do it better than you.
I wish that made sense.
Granted, but it only makes sense to you.
I'd wish Windows Vista 32 bit would read 4 gigabytes of ram instead of 3!
Granted, but Vista would explode from reading 4 GB instead of 3 GB :xp:
I wish this was the penultimate wish. :p (Yep; I know big, fancy words.)
Granted, but we're adding an appendix. :p
I wish I had solid gold dancers...
Granted, but one of the clumsy buggers falls and crushes you.
I really wish I didn't have to go to work in the morning.
Granted... Now you have to go to work at 11 pm... It's not morning, yet... :p
I wish I could play racquetball better...
granted, but the ball always goes for your face. If not there...
I wish I didn't get injured every week.
Granted, you lose your job every week instead :p...
I wish it would snow right now...
Granted, you lose your job every week instead :p...
I wish it would snow right now...
Granted,but global warming will hit after about 2 months....
I wish for a new Star Trek episode....
Granted, but it's with the worst actors, because of all of the older ones retired... :xp:
Granted, thou shall never have children! (That happens when people forget to wish! :dev14: )
I wish I could be the best soccer player in the world!
Granted, but soccer is now illegal because it incites riots.
I wish I were on fire.
Granted, but it starts to rain really, really hard and the fire dies out.
I wish Norwich City (
http://www.canaries.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Home/0,,10355,00.html) hadn't lost today.
Granted but loses all of their other games.
I wish i was optimus prime.
Granted, but you turn into a Go-Cart.
I wish I could play the bagpipes.
Granted, but you also have to follow the tradition and wear a kilt, in freezing cold Scottish weather with nothing on underneath.
I wish I'd won the damn lottery.
I wish I'd won the damn lottery.
Granted, but so did everyone else, so you only get 10$ (Bruce Almighty Reference)
I wish I had the Iron Man DVD.
Granted, but you have to win a deathmatch with a real Iron Man for it.
I wish there was a Monkey Island movie.
Granted, but the animation is really, really, really, really bad!
I wish I could actually model something worth a darn!
Granted; But, it was worth 2 cents. :p
I wish it was Sunday already.
Granted. It is Sunday on my side of the world. You'll still have to wait one day!
I wish I could have a real-life bananaphone!
Granted, but it needs batteries... and there isn't any place to put them!
I wish that I actually understood Chemistry.
Granted, you get arrested for possessing potentially terrorist information.
I wish October 21's Lucasarts press conference would be about Kotor (who dares to ruin this wish! :xp: )
Granted, but every other Star Wars copy of anything is miraculously lost, films, games and all that
I wish I could have an Elaine for my project =(
Granted, but the project falls apart.
I wish I knew what an "Elaine" was... :xp:
Granted, but you have to tell me.
I wish that I would just fall asleep.
Granted, without ever waking up..
Wish I could be a pinguin
Granted, but you're in a Zoo.
I wish I could be a hula dancer.
You are. On the northpole.
I wish could drift with my Corsa
You can, but you just keep on drifting...and drifting...and drifting... and so on...
I wish my weather would hurry on with it and get down to the freezing point...
Granted, but you'll end up frozen as an ice sculpture. :p
I wish I wasn't so restless.
Granted, however you just stare, lifeless, at the wall you happen to be facing when this wish is granted.
I wish that my computer wasn't so outdated.
Granted, but you are and you can't figure out how to use it.
I wish that my computer wasn't invaded by viruses.
Granted, but then you'd have no need for your anti-virus software.
I wish that I had a decent library.
Granted, but you can't read.
I wish for a fish.
Granted, but you forgot your dish.
I wish I was in chains.
Granted, but I threw away the key.
I wish I could play Republic Commando.
Granted, but your computer keyboard went dead.
I wish I could learn to sing.
Granted, but it's whale song.
I wish I could mod this stupid game in my sig!
Granted, but your signature X-fire profile rates My Little Pony adventures as most played game and you will receive modding skills for that.
I wish I could be a movie star!
Granted, but you can't get a cast.
I wish I could get my chapter written soon.
Granted, but a magnet falls on your computer just as you're about to post it.
I wish to suffer every fate worse than death.