*Insert toy rubber ducky*
  
 
  
  
    You get two dollars worth of coupons. *Inserts a pen with no ink.*
  
 
  
  
    you get a broken watch. ~inserts $2.75!~
  
 
  
  
    You get 2.75 in quarters! *inserts ink bottle*
  
 
  
  
    you get a ink covered halo92 doll *inserts a toy*
  
 
  
  
    You get...NOTHING! Gwahahahagh.
 
 *insert blank CD-R*
  
 
  
  
    You get a burned copy of an old air supply album.
 >_>
 <_<
 *inserts pills*
  
 
  
  
    you get drugs.
 
 *insert Darth Ave*
  
 
  
  
    U get Darth Avenue.?(i guess) *inserts a blaster*
  
 
  
  
    U get Darth_ Ave's head! *inserts a blaster* (I want corn nuts, I want corn nuts!)
  
 
  
  
    U get Darth_ Ave's head! *inserts a blaster* (I want corn nuts, I want corn nuts!)
  
 
  
  
    You get whapped on the head for triple posting because there's a thing called "edit this" under your post and a tag that says "Don't give me corn nuts."
 
 *insert mini maglite*
  
 
  
  
    You get whapped on the head for triple posting because there's a thing called "edit this" under your post and a tag that says "Don't give me corn nuts."
 
 *insert mini maglite*
 
 
 sorry my computer messed up and then stalled.
 
 
 u get a cardboard mini-maglite *insrets a turky burger*
  
 
  
  
    You get a life renovation from the fab five! 
 
 ~inserts battery~
  
 
  
  
    you get George Bush
 
 *insert Johnny Depp*
  
 
  
  
    You get a Pirate hat! *inserts another vending machine*
  
 
  
  
    You get a gumball machine that dispenses stale gum. *Inserts her morning cup of coffee*
  
 
  
  
    You get a Charcoal finger! *inserts cat's tounge*
  
 
  
  
    You get a lucky rabbits foot. *Inserts Pirates of The Caribbean 2.*
  
 
  
  
    You get Aztec gold! (except for the piece that the monkey stole!) *inserts air guitar*
  
 
  
  
    You get invisible drum sticks! *Inserts cheap pair of 3D glasses*
  
 
  
  
    You get Sprayed with water! *inserts a dancing sheep*
  
 
  
  
    You get a lamb. A silent lamb.
 
 ~insets O'Riley Factor~
  
 
  
  
    You get a doctors diploma! *inserts used eraser*
  
 
  
  
    You get jell-o pudding.NO! Actually you get kodac film NO! Actually you get the new coke, it'll be around forever.
 
 ~inserts a sweater~
  
 
  
  
    You get a mass of yarn. *Inserts an article about Lance Bass coming out of the closet*
  
 
  
  
    You get a digimon.
 
 *Insert Mrs Oliver*
 
 (Hahaha, YUSS!!! RID OF HER FOR GOOD!)
  
 
  
  
    You get Mrs. Oliver's evil clone! *inserts LivingMan Issue #1*
  
 
  
  
    You get Dr Loboto!!!
 
 *insert Mrs Oliver's evil clone*
  
 
  
  
    You get a Banana bomb! *inserts a wheelchair*
  
 
  
  
    You get every car you've ever trashed in any open-world game such as the GTA series *inserts incriminating objects I must dispose of*
  
 
  
  
    You get a letter that says "You have just made your greatest mistake. Now insert $1,000,000 or I'll release these to the public-VGVM" *inserts Matt Stone*
  
 
  
  
    You get the truth behind all truths in your mail, but the MIB deletes that memory with a menacing, "You will never remember this if you dont want your head to explode from the sheer complexity of the twisting of your reality matrix", thus why you dont remember *inserts Waldo, hard to beleive I found him*
  
 
  
  
    You get that neato laser from that Star Trek episode that had a South Park episode based off of it. You know, the plane-arium one. *inserts Tenacious D*
  
 
  
  
    You get the best song in the world! *inserts the school of rock*
  
 
  
  
    You get Carmen San-Diego! *inserts demonic lemonade*
  
 
  
  
    You get a coke with lime. *Inserts bad RPG*
  
 
  
  
    You get A Rocket Propelled Grenade! *inserts a computer*
  
 
  
  
    You get cherry-flavored coke! Wait...it sux...eww *inserts Smon's grammer skillz*
  
 
  
  
    You get a brain tank. *Inserts leftovers*
  
 
  
  
    You get a Sephirothitis, the condition where angst overwhelms you and compels you to destroy the world with the aid of a huge-@$$ sword and a single wing *inserts something cool, funny, good, awesome, stupendous, wonderful, extreme and kick-@$$*
 
 Hey..this is you 666th post!
  
 
  
  
    You get me! *inserts a dvd*
  
 
  
  
    Woah! 666 OOOooEEEEeeeOOooooOOo... umm.. anyway. You get a flamethrower! *inserts a Hummer*
  
 
  
  
    You get a Volkswagen Rabbit. *inserts something VIDEOGAME RELATED!*
  
 
  
  
    You get to feel the rath of Lili Zannoto *inserts the Anti-Tim, we gotsta to rid of him someway*
  
 
  
  
    Owowowowowowow! Okay, you get a DF yo-yo!
 
 *insert SUPERMERRYGOROUNDPIZZEDOFF! Yes, that's game related. ARFENHOUSE!! ONE!! THE GAME!! FLASSH VERSHUN!!!1*
  
 
  
  
    You get Colbert's signature scent as seen on the Colbert Report (dont pronounce th T's, cuz -quoting Stephen Colbert-: "I'ts French B33@tch!") *inserts Stephen Jr.*
  
 
  
  
    You get your old Ave back! (I liked it.) *inserts new ave*
  
 
  
  
    Hmm...should I bring back Fuu in place of the Pennyarcade WOW elfgirl? You get a Raz plushy. Becuz I can. *inserts The Pain(tm)*
  
 
  
  
    You get a Freddie Murcury moustach.
 
 ~inserts macerena~